Monday, February 1, 2010
I woke up this morning and wondered, as I often do, what is going on in the life of my erstwhile love, Mr. Willard Christopher Smith Jr. A quick search of our secret communication device, I mean, the internet, produced a shocking and exciting answer. Will Smith has political aspirations!
Okay, I know Dear Johned him in a column just before I married Richard, but you didn't really expect me to just walk away completely, did you? Will's been in my life since I was 13. That's a full 4 years before I met Richard. Richard and I may share our dry wit, a comfortable friendship, a happy marriage, and a mutual knowledge of the existence of each other, but I'm sure you agree that seniority rules here.
So, according to his *gagwifegag*...well, that was unpleasant. According to someone named Jada Pinkett Smith, who may or may not know the man who makes my heart pound, Will Smith has considered a career in politics in the past and is now strongly considering it again. She also mentions that he has very serious presidential aspirations.
Can you blame him? He's already had a political career, back when he ruled as Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. There was a lot of responsibility involved in that job. Add to that the fact that he's worked as a police detective, pulled himself up from homelessness to become a stockbroker, saved the world from killer robots, and he's saved the world from aliens TWICE. What more information do you need?
I officially submit my name for consideration as his running mate. Smith/Clark 2012! It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Labels: Outrageous News
2 comments:
Awesome! :)
It does have a nice ring. You forgot the zombies. But what I REALLY want to know- Is that his first name, seriously??? That is SO cool.
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