The Mickey Mouse Mind Trick
4 hours ago
Mom, today I learned that if you're over the wing, you'll watch it obsessively for demented creatures who might want to tear it apart, a la, "The Twilight Zone."
I learned that not all TSA security personnel are surly and mean. This one was quite pleasant.
I learned that planes have buttons you can push to make one arm freakishly longer than the other.
I learned that the Denver Airport has exactly 800 Starbucks locations.
And one of this guy.
And finally, I learned that if you suffer terrible anxiety when flying, you won't need one of these...
...if you have one of these.
Labels: What I learned today
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