Monday, November 2, 2009

Did you hear that Madonna and Lady Gaga are now friends? Weird, huh! It's so weird, someone decided to write a news story about it and now it's all over the internet. Because, you know, that's really weird! Two strange, scantily clad, attention seeking divas are friends! WEIRD! If you really want to, you can check out the article, although there's not much to see.

I'm trying to figure out what's more weird: that Lady Gaga and Madonna are friends, that Lady Gaga seems surprised that being friends with someone like Madonna WHILE being someone like Lady Gaga is weird, or that someone thought this story was news.

Lady Gaga: Your stage name is Lady Gaga. That is weird. You showed up on Saturday Night Live wearing a costume that defies description and then tried to play the piano in the same. That is weird. Your drag queen-esque attire has prompted many to question your gender. That is weird. Being friends with Madonna? It's probably the most normal thing I've seen you do.