Monday, November 8, 2010
Mom, today I learned that doggie water at my sister's house is fancy business. My goodness...what some people do for their pets.
We don't do anything like that at our house.
Nuh-uh.
Friday, November 5, 2010
I guess it's a good thing I actually had some on hand.
1 comments Posted by Sarah Braudaway-Clark at 10:00 PM
Mom, today I learned that if you tell a slumber party full of 11 and 12 year olds that the prize for winning "Do You Love Your Neighbor" is a face full of sour cream, they will not realize you're joking and will, instead, play their guts out for a chance at it.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Mom, today I learned that there's only one way to respond to an unexpected email such as this...
With dignity and maturity.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Mom, today I learned who Max Hall is. The University of Utah logo made me realize I probably should know that already, so I looked him up. He used to be the quarterback for BYU. This is, apparently, a big deal, as the University of Utah and BYU are longstanding rivals and people who go to my school are supposed to care.
This is what happens when you neglect football to focus on your education. Let that be a lesson to you!
